He got spectacular gold rimmed glasses in 6th Grade and compensated in coolness (for the unwelcome addition) by smacking his gum extra loud. His childhood was just as rich as any young adult work of fiction. It should go something like this… Matthew’s ears must have magical powers because he always rubs them for inspiration (and distraction). His “Short, short bio” is keeping me up at night because it’s so BORING! I decided to take the initiative and re-write it for him, because I’m just that kind of person, and he’s busy being a famous author (“double book launch” and all that). I take no responsibility for its content, and the opinions contained therein do not reflect those of the management, AKA, mine. The following comes to you courtesy of a certain commenter to whom I am related.
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